A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead. The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion.
The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at the vet and meows. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead too."
The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead.
The vet brings in a black Labrador. The lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too."
The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes. The vet answers, "$650."
"$650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaimed the man....
"Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab tests."
In my case it would make me feel better if a cop shot 1 of my dogs the other 2 would get him lol
Shitty situation all the way around being in the cops position I could why you might want to shoot a dog running towards you.
Most officers carry a taser on them. If a taser can take down a human, then I can't see why it wouldn't take down a dog. Maybe I am wrong, and they don't work well on dogs due to thicker skin or something, but it's a WAY more reasonable approach than killing the animal.
They could have used pepper spray on the dog
Cop gave the dog a good kick lol
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Yea I know but it looks like a German Sheppard...I own pitbulls so I understand people automatically classify certain dogs as dangerous.
I assume if it was a lab or retriever or some other dogs things might have went differently.
Yah I know what you mean. I hate people assuming that rottweiler and pitbull gonna eat their babys and sht. They're cute and chubby, nothing to fear and it was a mixed mastiff. Also what dog doesn't get excited when someone comes to visit? The least he couldve done was fire a warning shot cause you know that'd scare the shit out of the dog.
Last edited by XenoVibe; 04-19-2012 at 10:55 AM.
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Speaking poor taste or tasting poor, Obama used to eat dogs. True story.
So I went to get gas last night (after posting that) and there was a sticker on the gas pump that read something like "How do you like $4/gallon gas - NOBAMA 2012" and someone wrote in pen "dog eater". I just thought that was a funny coincidence. lol
Last edited by Blue Eyed Devil; 04-19-2012 at 12:28 PM.
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